How to sell an Edinburgh show...

pretend you're still at school (Teechers)


stay in miserable teutonic character all day (dieclatterschenkenfietermaus)


pretend you're dead, possibly as a result of free love


strike a light


ask about an exotic animals whereabouts


attach your press to your flyers, but keep the wimple on


exposure is the key


pretend you're dead again, but this time at the hands of a Nazi general